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August 22, 2k
My Huckleberry Sra,
It was brought to my attention, that the school tracks all the sites we visit when using the network. This is to keep all deviants away from porn websites. Poor porno, so misunderstood.
I got to thinking, that one of the system admins might come across this site and see all my not so nice comments about the school. So, to cover my ass, here is an open letter to them:
Dear computer nerds system admins,
All those things I said about ______ Tech, I was only kidding. You know, joking. HA HA funny. Yeah. I swear on my zip drive, I love my school. I only said those things, because I was victimized by peer pressure. I can't help it. If all my friends jumped off a cliff, I would too, because then I wouldn't have any friends.
I want you too know that I have a deep respect for you and what you do. I love computer nerds system admins! Those bad haircuts, below average social skills, and the way you nose around in people's files. It makes me gooey inside.
You, being an important computer nerd system admin, probably don't remember that time I had the pleasure of visiting you down in your element. I sure do. It is a moment I well treasure forever.
That memorable day, when the network wouldn't accept my password and you so suavely took care of things. You told me to stay where I was and not touch anything, while you nimbly typed away, occasionally looking up to eye me nervously. You sure know how to treat a lady right! Then in that sexy lisp of yours, you told me it should work now and ever so gracefully shooed me away.
Thank you computer nerds system admins! You are an inspiration to us all. Maybe sometime we can hang out and watch ZD TV together. They're doing some amazing things with PC peripherals these days.
Your biggest fan,
Cindy the zombie
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that
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